Saturday 22 October 2011

Have you heard the one about the...


If you really want to learn a language then it's important to be able to understand the jokes told in that language. This is especially useful in English because jokes form an important part of the English language. Furthermore, you can use jokes as a way of testing your level of English. When you finally enjoy an English joke, it means that your knowledge of the language is really good! Finally, jokes can be an useful tool to learn.

Try this exercise. Fill in the blanks with the correct tense and see how the joke slightly changes.

Two Balloons (present tense version)
Two balloons ......... (float) across the desert.
One balloon ............. (say) to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

Two Balloons (past tense version)
Two balloons ..................... (float) across the desert.
One balloon ............... (say) to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

Thursday 16 June 2011

GRADUATION POEM

GRADUATION POEM
You are a very special person
And you should know,
How I loved to have you in my care
How fast the year has gone!

Please come back to visit me
As through the grades you go
Try hard to learn all that you can
There's so much to know

One thing I tried to teach you
To last your whole life through,
Is to know that you are special
Just because, you are you!

Monday 11 April 2011

False Friends



Learn the most frequent false friends in English in the easiest way:

Click here: FALSE FRIENDS